Law of missing out – you read three quarters of an email and miss the only really important part, which is always found towards the end
Law of probability – the probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of the act
Law of the telephone – when you dial a wrong number you never get an engaged tone
Law of variation – if you change lanes in traffic, the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you changed to
Law of close encounters – the probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with
Law of being unhappy – staying with your accountant when you know you are not getting a good service. Your business could be suffering and you may even be paying too much tax
Law of being perfectly content – change your accountant and change your life – at Levett & Associates we offer a personal tailored service to help you and your business
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